q: ur 8! how do u know html?
a: c'mon, it's 2092. everyone knows html. it's my best subject in elementary school, actually!

q: what upgrades do u have?
a: omg. stop askin me that. thats literally so not nice. how would you feel if i asked about the chips in UR head, huh? god thats like listing ur mental sicknesses (is that the word?) in ur bio in the 20s

q: can i touch ur rings?
a: only if u have the mars-716 patch. i dont wanna give u diseases :(

q: what music do u like?
a: rlly rlly old stuff. like, last centiry kinda old. 1970s to 1990s. fav band is no doubt, but theyre all dead now :(